(Hannah got an awesome ask and I just had to slap something together quick because I don’t get inspiration like that often.)
Suddenly an AU where the Zahhaks own a snazzy, jazzy, high-end night club where Equius sings on Saturday nights with Nepeta on backup. And then one day, against better judgement, they hire Aradia disregarding the fact that the rest of her family is batshit insane and running coke for Lord English’s gang
I want to try and finish this.