Death by Papercut

Or: How to Survive Being A Jerk in This Grand Ole World

kristalldroppar:

mikecyr:

kristalldroppar:

we’ve got better places to camp over here :P (Acadia and Dry Tortuga National Parks)

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isnt the forest good enough for u mike 

wow mike rly r u that spoiled

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imageCOME ON EVE LETS DO A SUMMER ROADTRIP

well here you dont have to worry about hurricanes 

mmmmmmm two years running and the weather’s ruined my summer :/

but yes, marshmallows and campfires await us.

kristalldroppar:

we’ve got better places to camp over here :P (Acadia and Dry Tortuga National Parks)

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isnt the forest good enough for u mike 

wow mike rly r u that spoiled

COME ON EVE LETS DO A SUMMER ROADTRIP

Now I want to go camping at Dry Tortugas :(

wow paypal, why you gotta be like that? you tax like a communist you bitch.

fatwink:

watching people you hate succeed is the worst thing ever

oh shit that fic is not rated pg 13.

NOT AT ALL

Title: Dual Cars Motor Sevice: Part 2

Pairing: Dualscar x Sollux

Rating: NC-17

Wordcount: 1,863

Notes: Ron wanted some humanstuck Hot Dads™ action. Who am I to pass up such a lovely idea? This is the second part. A third is possible.


<First / <Previous / Next>

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Sollux pulled away and tried his hardest not to devolve into a mess of blubbering, lisping ‘sorrys’ and angst. He couldn’t believe he’d do what he just did.

You. Don’t. Mack. On. Your. Boyfriend’s. Dad.

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phemiec:

mikecyr:

mikecyr:

Holy crap, its the first horseman of the apocalypse: I’m offering commissions.
I could’ve made a real flashy gif for this, or one of those snazzy collage posts but screw that. I’m offering two things. I know only one of them is going to snag me any business but I might s well offer it.
Palette Portrait: $10 (x)(x)(x)(x)
Everything’s done on a U.S paper sized canvas (something like 2500x3000.) I’m screwing around with limited palettes so if you want something specific just tell me.
Pic and a Fic: $15 (x)(x)(x) those last two just have drabbles and are kinda rushed. 
Basically its a more detailed pic plus a ~1k fic.
~5k fic: $3 (limited time offer)
Always check out my art tag or fic tag for more samples.
So why do I need money? I need a hooker. Well… I need pants. And other shit for college. And I have massive amounts of debt in my near future. Nothing big. You know, spending money.
If you’re interested, shoot me an ask detailing
Which one you want
A description of what you want
And references (if applicable)
Pay up front. There’s a lovely little Paypal tutorial here. My email/ account is mikeccyr@yahoo(.)com. (my God please don’t spam my email I use that for literary agents and college shit)

*lets try again!* It’s now updated with fic info. 

Everyone go commission Mike, he’s a fantastic writer. &lt;3

One more time for good luck

phemiec:

mikecyr:

mikecyr:

Holy crap, its the first horseman of the apocalypse: I’m offering commissions.

I could’ve made a real flashy gif for this, or one of those snazzy collage posts but screw that. I’m offering two things. I know only one of them is going to snag me any business but I might s well offer it.

Palette Portrait: $10 (x)(x)(x)(x)

Everything’s done on a U.S paper sized canvas (something like 2500x3000.) I’m screwing around with limited palettes so if you want something specific just tell me.

Pic and a Fic: $15 (x)(x)(x) those last two just have drabbles and are kinda rushed.

Basically its a more detailed pic plus a ~1k fic.

~5k fic: $3 (limited time offer)

Always check out my art tag or fic tag for more samples.

So why do I need money? I need a hooker. Well… I need pants. And other shit for college. And I have massive amounts of debt in my near future. Nothing big. You know, spending money.

If you’re interested, shoot me an ask detailing

  • Which one you want
  • A description of what you want
  • And references (if applicable)

Pay up front. There’s a lovely little Paypal tutorial here. My email/ account is mikeccyr@yahoo(.)com. (my God please don’t spam my email I use that for literary agents and college shit)

*lets try again!* It’s now updated with fic info. 

Everyone go commission Mike, he’s a fantastic writer. <3

One more time for good luck

OH SHIT

I forgot to post hot dad dualscar fic…

I can’t do worldbuilding Wednesday (I always forget that’s a thing though) cause I still need to do commission work and revisions and beta-readings and…